Bruce Lee vs. loose brie

Bah! You didn’t put quotes around the terms when you submitted them to googlefight.com . With the quotes around them (as is only proper, because we want pages about Bruce Lee, not pages about General Lee’s long lost cousin Bruce), the results are as follows:

Bruce takes it easily unless he steps on it, slips and breaks his ankle (the number of cheese related accidents in a given week is astronomical).

Of course, if he manages to pull himself up by Chuck Norris’s chest hair all bets are off.

peasea, people have been shot for less (but it beats my “Lee, with the one inch punch, vs. brie, with white wine for lunch” by a mile.)

You’re almost right Johnny. Actually, the number of cheese related accidents in a given week is gastronomical.

Well, that all depends on what culture you’re talking about.