Singing horses.Amuses me to no end.
(possibly…?)
I like it.
Heh, this used to be at http://www.god.com/, but it’s obviously not anymore.
Ummmmm, I think you should learn to spell “moron”.
this is going to bug me all day! :smack:
Unless I am being Whooshed.
‘Moran’ is deliberate. It is a reference to this particular meme…
And Yet another classic:
http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm
(Hint: Grab with mouse and shake well as desired)
Hmmmm. Never mind. Sight has recently disappeared.
The perfect response has been posted!
You might want to visit an optician ASAP.
Wait. How are you seeing this thread?
Would you believe Braille?*
Lucy
*If you do, I may have some real estate you may be interested in …
sight, site, cite, 'sall the same to me …:smack:
I enjoyed that. I started by asking the obvious “do you exist?”. This led indirectly on to a conversation about how many bob terwillagers god knows.
Without spending much time on this: The fastest I can get the bog-roll to unravel is by holding down the down key while at the same time dragging down the bog-roll with the mouse.
Is there a quicker way?
second go on igod…
Me:
Ok, god. I've decided to come back.
God:
GOD rules. Bye for now. How did you decide?
Me:
before I answer that. I just found out I can copy our conversation to the clipboard
God:
What happened after you answer that ? Tell me more about it.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You and me both.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Which reminds me... Remember our first conversation? The one I began with "Do you exist?"?
God:
The small one, I think. Don't worry I will remember. I think I know that one.
Me:
OK I'll let you process that one while I continue...
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? So?
Me:
I have a feeling that I can repeat the conversation thusly...
God:
Is that a good feeling? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
How are you interfacing with this igod thing?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
ok so that didn't work. It requires that I remember what my own responses were, which I don't.
God:
Ugh. What would work? Tell me more. "It" being what?
Me:
I think you need to make an appointment to see a psychiatrist.
God:
Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
Surely you, being God, do?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I being God do.
Me:
You make no sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
They say that nonsense seems like sense to the insane.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time there was a deity...
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
... one day this deity had a conversation with a mortal via an internet chat programme...
God:
One what?
Me:
day
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
what is AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me:
what is an AIML chat robot?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me:
Sorry. I didn't realize. there's only enough room to catch the very end of your responses. hence asking the same question (though worded differently) twice.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Why didn't you do it? There sure is. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Sometimes when someone asks me how I while away the hours, I provide this link:
With certain computer graphics, sometimes you just know when their heart isn’t into it.
My favorite iGod quote: