[Condescending attempt to tear the plot apart because it’s not an Indie film shown at Sundance. ]
[Scorn, scorn, scorn.]
[near-tearful rebuttal about how movies are fun, and if I wanted “real life” I’d stay at home]
[…Nothing of substance, I just wanna write something in brackets]
Brackets for everyone!
[shows disdain for the popularity of this production]
[standard Yakov Smirnov reversal joke]
[Bracketed* comment]
*[Brackets are way cooled than parentheses.]
[Dismissive admission of a lack of amusement after four minutes]
[Hitler reference]
[Post mentioning Godwinning]
Catchphrase!
[Laughter with a hint of pathos at underlying tragedy of the situation]
[Sarcastic comment]
[Predicting how the movie ends based on footage shown in trailer]
[A smiley stating the poster is rolling his eyes in a sarcastic manner]
[Obnoxious insertion of thread-shitting, non-sequitur, political jab]
[post saying I see what you did there with smilie attached]
[Query about whether a perfectly-suited song appears on the soundtrack, though I could have looked it up for myself on IMDB.]
[Mildly snarky post in tone of superiority about seeing this on Fark earlier than the OP.]
[Link to YouTube parody]
[Post that contributes nothing to thread, quoting previous post and “This.”]
Absolutely accurate!
[post saying “what, nobody’s mentioned … before” when, in fact, it was mentioned in the OP]