Musical questions that have not been adequately addressed

Cafe Society
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Can’t you see? Oh, can’t you see
what that woman’s been doin’ to me?

Um, yeah, dude. You should probably not leave the strap-on lying out on the coffee table when guests come over.

22

Who let the dogs out?
That’s against ordinance. You could get a ticket.

23

And I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain?

Well, I hear the Chinese are working on making it not rain on Beijing for the Olympics, you can try them!

24

…are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced?

Yes SIR! I spent 2 summers interning in my field and I already showed you this letter of recommendation from my previous employer here…

are you gonna go my way?

Sure, Lenny. Hop in. I’ll drop you at the MARTA station on my way home.

25

I want to know; have you ever seen the rain?

Well, I live in Atlanta, so no, not lately.

26

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Uh, 42?

27

I wonder wonder wonder wonder who: who wrote the book of love?

I did. In 1960.

For 20 minutes.

28

Now you tell me.

29

Say, I’ll bet you can tell me: How deep is the ocean?

30

Man, what are you doing here?
Um, playing the piano–see my tip jar?

31

What is this that stands before me?

I dunno, but it smells like turkey!

32

Who’s cryin’ now?

I am.

33

Glad to help. :smiley:

34

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

35

Hoboken.

36

First base.

37

I wo-wo-wo-wo-wonder why, why why why why why she ran away?
‘Cuz she discovered you really were overcompensating for something with that bigass 4x4 truck. And you’re fuckin’ ugly.

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?
Because you’re a singer, not a painter.

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn’t right here?
Well, Britney, hon, when you felt that breeze blow up your skirt, that should have been your first clue that you’d forgotten something.

38

It was an idiot!
It was a fool!
A slobbering fool with a speech defect and a shaking hand!
And he wrote my name
Next to yours
But it should have been David Byrne or somebody…

39

I am embarrassed and may have to change my user name now.

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly?

Well, all she wanted was to have some fun.

How could she do this to me?

She has her own life to live?

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:smack: Sorry. I figured you probably get that all the time.