Obviously, I’m leaving out you-know-who. So ladies, who would you pick?
You forgot Jimmy 
Holy carp. I recognize every name.
Those guys had more teeth than Jaws.
Whut?
Why do these OPs never explain who the heck they’re talking about? Context, people.
Don’t sweat it - they’re just four more men you’ve never heard of.
I voted for Jay because back in the day he was my second favorite after you know who, but after looking at their recent pictures I’d go with Wayne. I don’t think Jay aged as well as the others.
None of the above. And This_is_really_scary .
P.S. My first thought was the Statler Brothers. . . LOL!
I am proud to say that I had no idea who or what this poll was about.
If you’re of a certain age you’ll recognize the names–in that order–instantly. If not, then you shouldn’t care about this thread.
I envy you.
Appparently, you’re not alone since a whopping three people voted.
I’d vote for Jimmy. Where is he?
I’m just a bit too young to have an opinion on this matter, but I did hear somewhere that they used to airbrush the bulge out of you-know-who’s pants. Heh.
Oh, I know who they are; I just don’t care.
Now if the poll had been “Marlon, Jermaine, Tito or Jackie?” I might have had an opinion.
You young whippersnappers, I’ll have you know I’m 43! Certainly in the right age group for the intended audience, right? But the names just didn’t ring a bell on their own. Now, if you’d included Donny and Jimmy I’d probably have figured it out.
It’s the Osmonds, in case anyone else is wondering why all the secrecy.
To answer the poll: I’d have to say none of the above. I could never tell any of them apart, except for Donny and Jimmy, and I didn’t care much for any of 'em even including those two. Though I did kinda like the Donny & Marie show.
All I ever knew were Donnie and Marie. Even including them, my answer would be “none of the above.”
I voted for Merrill because he had that real-man, works-as-a-mechanic look I always found attractive. But I must admit Jay had his moments. My Drum, now that was a great song.
THIS IS THE GREATEST POLL EVER.
ROFLMAO!
I am also 43, and for some reason I was thinking of…The BeeGees. With ‘you know who’ being Andy Gibb. I got this far into the thread without any of my airheadedness being dispersed.
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Or more properly the Osmond Brothers to emphasize the non-Donny-and-Marie aspect.
The near-perfect parallel at the time gave way to very divergent fortunes and legacy in pop history.