This is great thread - much funnier than that Gymboree thread.
My list of recollections, in no particular order:
Age 12 - winter time, shooting BB guns with friend at friend’s little brother (age 10). The little brother had one of those puffy ski jackets and his back was to us, so we just kept shooting and he wasn’t moving, so we figured he was okay. Turns out the poor kid was terrified, crying, getting hit in the legs by our shitty marksmanship. I do feel sorry now, but at the time we had to threaten him further to not tell on us.
Age 10 - my William Tell phase, convinced my little sister to hold a balloon in her hand out to the side so I could shoot it with a real arrow from a real bow. My ass still hurts sometimes from the beating I took over that incident.
Age 12 - more BB gun adventures - in the woods, shooting at my friend Greg while playing war from about 50 yards away. I apparently was a better shot because I didn’t get hit but he did, taking a BB right in the right hand above the knuckle between index finger and middle finger, about 3/4" in under the skin. A Dr. had to cut it out after it got infected.
Age 12 - summer, no school, no parents. In the closed garage. Recipe for conflagration: Pour about 3/4" of gasoline in an empty coffee can, throw in a lit match . . . a disappointing small flame, not even reaching the top of the can. So, I decide to extinguish the fire by cutting off the oxygen supply, right? Place a 2’x2’ piece of wood particle board over the can for a few seconds, thinking that would do the trick. Go to lift off the board and knock over the can . . . remaining gas still on fire, spreads out to about 3 foot circle, very impressive flames 6 feet high and lots of black smoke. Luckily burned out quickly before any damage was done to the garage, although I was probably the only 12 year old with emphysema that year.
Ages 10-13 - misc. firecracker/bottlerocket adventures. Firecracker chicken - light them at the same time to see who can hold it in their hand the longest - one guy almost lost a thumbnail. Bottlerocket artillery wars across the street. Sticking M-80’s/BlackCats firecrackers in glass bottles, sticking them in anything that didn’t move. Gene stuck one in a fresh pile of dog shit, lit it, waited, when it didn’t blow he went back to light it again. It exploded dog shit all over his face, in his mouth, in his eyes - we laughed so hard he even had a shit-eating grin on his face.
Age 11 - my Dr. Mengele phase - would capture toads and do my experiments on them - spray paint their backs day-glo orange and then release them and try to follow them through the yards. Put airplane model glue on the lid of a large glass gallon jug, put toad in the jug and watched anesthesia take effect - then I’d take him out and revive him (let him air out).
Age 10 - rock throwing - we’d get behind a shrub/hedge near a busy road - and throw rocks up in the air as high as we could and see if a passing car had the bad luck of driving into the path of our falling rocks. Only did this a couple times and never after getting chased several blocks by an enraged redneck who slammed his brakes, backed up and them came after us all 'cause he didn’t want a dent in the hood of his yellow pickup truck. Also, around the same age I decided I didn’t want that hornets next hanging in the tree in my yard, so I started throwing rocks to knock it down. One big rock finally ripped right into it and suddenly the race was on and I tried to outrun hundreds of angry hornets. Only got 4 or 5 stings, though.
Age 13: winter, bitter cold, go riding our BMX bikes on a mostly frozen creek, sliding on the ice and having a great time until Greg broke through the ice. Luckily the water was only about 3 feet deep at that place and we quickly rescued him, but I bet his nuts didn’t drop back into place until at least May.
Age 14: we decided to cross the Wabash river using the bridge, but not the sidewalk or the paved road on top. Climbed out on the girders/underside of the bridge on the frame ledge, which was about 6" wide, so you had to hold on and work your way across facing the bridge and not the water and holding on for dear life for the 100 yards or so of the bridge span. At least had the sense to walk back on the bridge sidewalk instead of taking a chance at falling in trying it again.
Age 16: On the day I got my license to drive, picked up my buddy Rob and headed out in my '72 Dodge Dart. He said it wouldn’t go 100 mph. I said it would. Hit 104 on the divided highway, but I had to use both lanes and part of the shoulder since that piece of shit car would swerve all over the highway once you hit 50 or so.
Amazingly, I never got killed or even seriously hurt. My punishment though: I now have two boys of my own.