After reading this thread, and thinking how stupid these people are…I realised that people I know do stupid things like this. Maybe not to this extreme, but still.
My dad? Stuck a knife in a toaster. He flew across the kitchen and ended up with his ass through a wall and his moustache diminished to a smoking mess…
Well done Daddy! :smack:
Did you get it on tape? The mental image that incident conjures up is absolutely hilarious! 
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Oh yeah, he also put treated pine in the fireplace.
And re-sprayed the fireplace. With the windows open.
My mother was furious.
I once plugged a set of TV antanae into an electrical socket, while holding onto them. I remember being unable to let go, and massive amounts of pain (although it’s good to something to balme any brain trouble on). Although I was a little kid when it happened, so I might be in the clear in terms of stupid stuff.