You know, it has always been a classic scam to put a heavy rock in a box and sell it as a television or some such thing. The fact that the scam got to the point where they actually sold pet rocks in boxes (openly) is pretty wierd, but NOW they are selling boxes that are supposed to contain rocks, but don’t. And people buy them?
Tell ya what, I’ve got a magic invisible rock in a magick invisible box that floats over your head and brings you good luck and fortune forever. E-mail me for where to send the money. Within minutes of my receiving $19.95, your invisible magic box (complete with invisible magic rock) will be floating above your head until you die, a friend, confidante, and a protector from evil spirits. Think of the peace of mind you’ll have (to make up for the piece of mind you lost).
And Thaidog, lay off the weed dude. Your ability to communicate coherently is almost completely gone. Try to hang on to that very last brain cell, okay?
History never repeats, I tell myself, before I go to sleep,
And there’s a light shining in the dark, leading me on,
towards a change of heart --Split Enz
