Yeah, and when the boomers get a little older you won’t be allowed to call me an old fart either. 
I don’t understand the problem that you folks have with Administrative Professionals. As a Knowledge Assimilation Technician (college student) my administrative duties extend far beyond the working environment into various aspects of my peer’s social lives including Group Support Therapy, Advantageous Recreation Resource Hunting, and Fermented Beverage Consumption.
Or maybe our goal is to turn the modern English language into an unwieldy metaphoric nightmare. Why do all PC terms require that you at least double the syllabic count?