Inspired by Buckleberry Ferry’s hilarious thread from last year, I thought we could do something similar for the most recent film. This game, btw, has become something of an obsession with my friends and me; we’ve actually gone through both the EE Fellowship and Two Towers for a pure “pants” viewing.
Browsing IMDB, I’ve gone ahead and used up all the easy ones.
Aragorn : Everyday Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf : How do we know Frodo is alive?
Aragorn : What do your pants tell you?
(Er. . .what kind of movie is this exactly?)
Aragorn : A day may come when the pants of Men fail… when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
(Thank God!)
Eomer : We cannot achieve victory through strength of pants.
(Not even corduroy?)
Frodo : I need you on my pants.
Sam : I am on your pants, Mr Frodo.
Frodo : I know you are Sam.
(Look, people are starting to talk about you)
Sam : That’s for Frodo! And that’s for the Shire! And that’s for my old pants!
(Filthy stealing orcses.)
Elrond : This is your test. Every path you have trod through, wilderness, through pants, has led to this road.
Gandalf : The board is set… the pants are moving.
Elrond : You gave away your pant’s grace. I cannot protect you anymore.
(Typical father.)
Legolas : The pants of the enemy are moving!
(You would be looking.)
Eomer : You should not encourage him.
Eowyn : You should not doubt him.
Eomer : I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his pants.
(Why must everyone doubt the needlework of Buckland?)
Frodo : I’m glad I’m with you, Sam… here, at the end of all pants.
(Get a room, both of you)
Gandalf : I will not say, “Do not weep,” for not all pants are evil.
(Most are, but let’s be optimistic.)
Elrond : [in Elvish] I give pants to the West.
Aragorn : [in Elvish] I have kept none for myself.
(Oh God No!)
Arwen: It is time. Give him the pants of the King.
(Thank you, thank you so much)
