I’ve had an idea for a Lord of the Rings game. I haven’t seen any games in the forums, so if it’s not allowed, do let me know and shut me down.
My idea is thus: Take a line from Lord of the Rings (any novelization or theatrical form will do; please specify book and page number if appropriate) and change one word to “pants.” Laughter ensues.
For example: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Becomes: Nobody pants a dwarf!
Now you try!
Legolas: Shall I describe it for you, or shall I get you pants?
Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn; you owe him your pants!
Gimli: Let us go through the pants of Moria.
Aragorn: Pants down, Legolas. (translated from the original Quenya)
Aragorn: Open war is upon us, whether you would pants it or not.
Frodo: I wish the pants had never come to me.