OK so I recently came up with a Hobbit-related parody to the tune of “It’s A Fine Life” from Oliver! Tolkien fans, post your song parodies here!
THE HOBBIT VERSION OF “IT’S A FINE LIFE”
(Sung by the Dwarves-- except Thorin-- and Bilbo)
FILI
Some treasures, some treasures,
Who would deny us these?
Ale tankards large measures
No skimpin’ if ya please
I rough it, I love it
Life is a game of chance
I never tire of it
Leading a merry dance
BOFUR
If you don’t mind not havin’ a home to go to,
It’s a fine life! It’s a fine life!
Though out West you have to work to buy food,
It’s a fine life! It’s a fine life!
GLOIN
When you’ve got someone to love,
You forget your cares and strife
Let the hobbits look down on us
And the elves all frown on us
It’s a fine fine life!
KILI
Who cares if tall races
Stare at us in the street
Fine airs and fine graces
Ain’t got to slave to eat
DWALIN
We wander out Westward
Who knows what we may find
Each day our hope’s tested
From front to far behind
BILBO
If you don’t mind having to deal with Thorin,
It’s a fine life! It’s a fine life!
Though Orc hordes may threaten to kick the door in,
It’s a fine life! It’s a fine life!
FILI
Though the earth is brown and dense
On our side of the fence
We didn’t take care of it so we lost our share of it
And I don’t mean pence
If you don’t mind having to like or lump it
It’s a fine life! It’s a fine life!
Though there’s no tea-sipping and eating crumpet
It’s a fine life! It’s a fine…
life!
DWARVES
Not for us our own true home
Folk in exile, happy lives
Though it often touches us
Now for the likes of such as us
Ours is a fine… fine life!