Philly is a major media market, so out-and-out incompetence is fairly uncommon. Luckily, we have plenty of obnoxious personalities to hate.
The top station is the ABC affiliate, where Peter Boreanz’s father is the main weather guy. He cracks himself up like clockwork – once a week, on the 11:00 Friday broadcast. TGIF this, Dave Roberts.
I gave up on that station after they led off the 6:00 news one night with a one-two punch of stories on urban violence: One about someone rushing up and pushing a kid off his tricycle in South Philly, and the other about some lowlife punching his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. Neither of these struck me as particularly newsworthy or edifying items.
Having sworn off Channel 6, though, I had to figure out which of the other two stations to switch my allegiance to. All the anchors are annoying in one way or another, so I based my decision on the weatherpeople.
The NBC affiliate had four people:
*John Bolaris, a very handsome gentleman who left the station after some kind of scandal involving emails and a female reporter from another station; I (blessedly) do not recall the details. John Bolaris is notorious for hyping the storm of the century (it turned out to be less than an inch of snow) and for his desire to “name” the various winter storms. This idea didn’t catch on.
*Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz – short, pudgy, glasses, bowtie. [Just went to their website to see if he has a prissy little moustache or not – and find that – sweet Jesus – “Hurricane” has written a book about Philly weather, “the first since 1847.” Oh, and in one pic he has the 'stache, in the other he doesn’t. 'Nuff said.] I have whiled away whole minutes of my life wondering whether the “Hurricane” moniker was self-bestowed or given by someone else with a spirit of contempt that he failed to recognize.
*Some normal guy with a normal name who I can’t recall anything about. God bless him.
*Kathy Orr, a smart, competent, schtick-free woman.
I went with the third station, the CBS affiliate – and was delighted when Kathy Orr came over to said station about a year ago.
PS: On preview, I note the posts on Cal Worthington – good lord, is he still around? I remember him (and his dog spot) from when I lived in SoCal in the '70s.