Hereeee kitty, kitty, kitty!
Climb into the nice organic chemical cracker!
Daddy’s gonna give you a ride in his car! In the gas tank.
Well, not.
LINK! I never used dead cats for fuel.
I find the mental image amusing.
I wonder–to get gasoline from cats, is a cider press involved? A laundry mangle?
One wonders…
Not quite a “Tiger In The Tank”, but hey.
(Yes, I’m that old)
Weird timing - at a party over the weekend, a friend and I were brainstorming what would be the funniest thing to use as automobile fuel, and we came up with kittens.
Well, what the hell. You may as well use them for something when they’re dead.
…and boy, does that engine purr.
Someone had to say it and someone has to say this: GROAN!!!
BTW
If any of this is true
How do I get a KDV 500 machine and which diesel should I buy? 
…yeah, I get great mileage, but everywhere I go there are dogs chasing my car.
You know, I love my cats … but once they die (hopefully of old age), I think they’d like to know they helped me get back and forth to work a couple days.
Yeah, but if you don’t properly maintain your engine it starts to hiss and spit.
…and the money I’m saving on gas goes right back into the anti-hairball treament.
And when it goes into season it yowls and practically BEGS to be rear ended.
Enjoy,
Steven
Hey! I happen to *like * toads!
I get 40 rods to the kittenshead and that’s how I likes it!
Now more than ever you have to be a giant pussy to drive a Hummer.
It took the Romans a few decades to design and build the Cat-a-pult, and it took the rest of us 2000 years to develop this.
C’mon now, aren’t we a whisker behind the power curve here?
Tripler
I mean, it’s not like we’re after a Siamese-twin cam engine here. . .
Shouldn’t that be er, organic animal cracker?
He wasn’t *that * odd. A little depressed, maybe.
Well I’m an odd Toad but I’m not jumping into any gas tanks.
Didn’t you people know that every time you step on the gas, God kills a kitten?