Putting a tiger in your tank seems to be a possible reality. What’s next, pussycat farms? Do you get higher octane from purebreds? Are domestic shorthairs only for Fords and Chevys?
Oh, the felinity!
Interesting that this story appeared in the “Our World” portion of our local paper along with global warming, earthquakes, floods, and the like. The inventor seems to have indicated that roadkill could possibly also be used, if for nothing else than to upgrade the title of the old humor book “101 Uses For A Dead Cat”.
It’s really too bad there isn’t such an invention. Cats are much cheaper than gasoline. Hell, I see free kitten signs everywhere!
“Pendergrast! The Oakland refinery needs 2500 kittens! To the animal shelter: Schnell, schnell!”
ALRIGHT - EVERYONE JUST KNOCK IT OFF NOW
poor little kitties. What about puppies? I see more “free puppies” signs around than I do “free kittens”
by the way - do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat?
I was stuck on my plans for a Mako powered car, as I wasn’t sure if clones returned to the lifestream like regular humans.* Now, strudel-head scopes me using cats. : Grumble, grumble : If anyone needs me I’ll be out back working on my airship.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S ALREADY AIR TRAVEL?!?
*If that sentence doesn’t make sense to you, don’t worry. I don’t understand half the things I type either.
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
They don’t come when you call.
They don’t chase squirrels at all.
Then I guess I won’t go into detail about Exxons’ new “Soylent Premium.”
What about fish heads? Roly poly fish heads?