Alright, Dopers, can you construct a grammatically correct sentence, of 10 words or less, that you believe has never been written, spoken or even thought of before? Let’s see some examples.
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously in the purple monkey dishwasher.
“Marine, I order you to kill that orangutan!”
Ok, I suppose that I should start things off. Here is my unique sentence:
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously in the purple monkey dishwasher.
D’oh :smack:
Shalmanese, you beat me to it.
Obviously, Dr. PoopiePants, your feat is impossible.
“After matricide, I shall masturbate on this white-hot cheese grater.”
“After removing my head, I devoured the monkey penis.”
“Then I took my breakfast: a delicious, sparkling Faberge omlette.”
Saying uniquely weird things is sort of a hobby of mine. But if anyone’s feeling uncreative, the truth is that most sentences are unique. At least, that’s what I learned in a linguistics course in college.
George Carlin had this one:
“As soon as I shove this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off!”
“Look over there! My appendix has escaped from the elephants!”
Penguins armed with candy canes assaulted the pediatrician.
“President Bush, please continue with your theory on linguistic phonetics.”
“You could take a lease out on his face.”
He also gave the world:
“Hand me that piano.”
As I raped the Devil, he inverted at great speed.
“If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in…high school!”
HA!
Misguided editors maneuvered Elvis’ magic eight ball.
Frivolously, I danced widdershins while my fingers ate my eyes.
As the starfighters dropped Nerf bombs over Gondor, I hiccuped.
“Three eyes !”, cried the King, as he rotated in joy.
God loves me, that’s why he made me waterproof.