Write a sentence that has never been written or spoken by anyone ever. Sentence must be grammatical and intelligible (no gibberish) though of course it need not be true, logical or make all that much sense. Try to make it fun.
To add a little challenge, incorporate a word from the previous poster in your sentence.
I’ll begin:
After spray painting all the traffic cones green, I went home and realized I had left my wallet under the dog the entire time.
“Ah, that’s the thing, Watson,” remarked Holmes, “the dog DID bark in the night; no use to us whatsoever.”
The night is when Pooh Bear did things for money that no one would ever know.
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes Goldilocks eats you.
I tried to eat my foot quickly, before anyone saw I’d stuck it in my mouth.
Stop putting words in my mouth and I’ll stop leaving my Jim Nabors records all over the place.
As soon as the hogtied Dutchman in the trunk of my car finally stopped screaming, I knew I would have no choice but to order the tandoori.
By the time The Dutchman’s Waltz had finished playing, my true love had found true lust in the arms of a large tortoise.
I tried Googling for ideas but found nothing.
Nothing gets my dander up more than listening to that neighbor of mine brag about his fifty boa constrictors.
Boa constrictors eat frogs and cows and shoes and watermelons and narrators of Shel Silverstein songs and chicken tikka masala, but not robots.
Since the shaft had to be fifty feet deep I figured I’d start digging in the basement to get a head start, but I hit a robot twenty feet down.
Try as he might, Smedley couldn’t figure out why eBay kept taking down the auction for his unique collection of Zsa Zsa Gabor’s toenail clippings.
Gives two results (including this thread). 
Nice catch, buddha_david. 
Might we have one interval in this board meeting in which no one punches anybody else or defames their parentage?
I may return later, but first I have to eat my dwarf figurine.
Surprisingly ‘Zugswang Magnetohydrodynamics’ is not a Googlewhack.
zugswang is achess term; magnetohydrodynamics is the study of the magnetic properties of electrically conducting fluids; googlewhack is a two word Google search that returns precisely one answer.
No matter how many times he went over it in his head, Zugzwang Googlewhack simply couldn’t figure out why nobody had shown up for his 176th birthday party.
For her birthday dinner Ermentrude requested grilled zorse with lingonberry puree and sauce bearnaise.
The carpenter turned the tables and grilled the mephitic detective by peppering him with questions