Last one tonight…
S1E3 “Gay Bash”
Xandir’s “Golden Ring” powerup is reminiscent of Sonic the Hedgehog’s rings
“Ren and Stimpy” style “grossout closeup” of Toot’s cleavage (twice)
first appearance of the “Producer”
<Wooldoor> Our stereo is a little old…( Flinstones style Pterodactyl Stereo “Wraak!, it’s a living…”)
Ling-Ling sews a TV
Yen “Ka-Ching”
<Foxxy>I used to tell people i wasn’t black, i just fell into a vat of chocolate pudding
<Wooldoor>(licking her foot) you mean this isn’t pudding?
<Foxxy> Did i tell you to stop!?
Wooldoor pulls an “Acme Gay Test” (Looney-Tunes Acme reference) out of his mouth (Ren and Stimpy reference, Stimpy producing items in the same way)
Foxxy holds up some Rorshak inkblots and Xandir says what he sees;
Cock, Willy, Wang, Woody, Wood, Pecker, blue veined custard-chucker, one-eyed wiggling welshman, pink-helmeted milk-shooting man-banana plunging into the hole of an ass
<Spanky> We’re gong to do great things together, just like Fat Man and Little Boy!
<Ling-Ling> Hai!
<Wooldoor> (to Toot) 'cause you’re fat, and nobody likes fat chicks…
<Capt. Hero> (on top of a fat woman) I like fat chicks…
<Fat Chick> Wraaak!, it’s a living
The one true test of a man’s sexuality, the mysterious and deadly Wood-Beast (cut to a tree trunk with holes in it, 2 prong claws pop out randomly (the wood-beast is a Flash Gordon reference, the claws look like the Predator’s blades, maybe a Predator reference?)
Xandir sticks his arm in the Wood-Beast stump (Flash Gordon reference) it eats his hand
<Clara> it’s not your place to punish yourself, it’s God’s
<Xandir> leave me alone, i’m taking another gay test
<Foxxy> the only test in there is a pregnancy test…
<Xandir>…great…now i’ve got two problems…
Gay Bash! (a party)
<Foxxy> Everything the light touches is gay <sunbeam flickers> (Lion King reference) chorus sings Ho-mo-oo, ho-mo-ooooo!
Snagglepuss and Elmer Fudd are at the party, faces blurred out
Bizzaro Captain Hero talks with Capt. H. about his "initiation"into league of heroes
<C.H.>What happens in Bizarro-world, stays in Bizzaro-world…
<B.C.H>Well, technically, bathroom in bus station not considered Bizzaro-world…
Xandir’s “Spin Jump” is very popular
Elmer Weawwy, weawwy wikes Xandir (Wandeer)
Spanky is running a Ling-Ling sweatshop cranking out ripoff-sneakers
Ling-Ling sings a sad song about his “best freind’s” “accident” (Ling-Ling is released from his pokemon-like container, turns and attacks the kid who owns it, shredding him to death, happily playing in his intestines)
Pac-Man (or is it Ms. Pac Man) finds out the “dirt” on Xandir…
<Wooldoor> (talking about how much fun he was having dancing) what the…(pixelated penis appears on left hand side of screen) hello…you’re a funny fella…<sniffs> what’s your name? <pokes P.P. and it makes “sproingy” videogame noises>
Xandir comes out to his girlfreind (captured by Evil Lord Slashstab) as she’s being lowered into a pit of Megacobras
Xandir’s full name; Xandir P. Whipplebottom
Vietnamese sweatshop kid asks Spanky to stop making ripoff sneakers
First time Spanky’s referred to as “Honorable Pig-Demon”
Xandir committing multiple suicides (due to multiple lives)“Goodbye cruel world, this could take a while” (keeps his housemates up all night killing himself)
<Toot> Dammit Xandir, can’t you kill yourself quietly, like Bizzaro Capt. Hero did?
(we see B.C.H.‘s feet swinging in the frame and the sound of a rope swinging)
<Capt. Hero>(stilted voice, shifty eyes)Uh…yeah…right…killed himself…tragic
<Clara> That’s it!, we’ll wish the gay away!
Clara knows where the one person who knows where the Genie who lives in the lamp is, and his weakness (holds up a pan of muffins)
Wooldoor is strapped into a chair, police interrogation style, Clara WHANGS him in the head with the pan of muffins…
Clara and Xandir perform a “Bad Cop/Bad Cop” style interrogation
Wooldoor keeps the lamp in his fanny, he keeps stuff in there and pull them out for comic effect
Wooldor’s fanny contains…
a French Horn
a lit birthday cake
pot of gold
a Leprechaun (shuddering in horror in the fetal position)
and the lamp
the Vietnamese sweatshop kids turn into a Robo-Transformer made of kids
The Genie sounds and looks like Robin Williams, references other Robin Williams films, Genie is offended by the “i don’t want to be gay” wish
spitted Spanky Ham promises to give Ling-Ling Honor if he “Kicks some Chinese-Children-Giant-Transformer-thing ass!”
Ling-Ling finally gets to Battle!
Ling-Ling’s eyes (and tail) become the Yen symbol to the “Cha-Ching” sound
Ling-Ling turns sweatshop kids into “sneakers” (straps them to the feet of NBA players)
“Being on feet of Shaquille O’Neal great honor!”
"That honor not so great, LeBron James is the future!’
Spanky gives Ling-Ling Honor in hat-form
Xandir and the Genie fall in love…
<Genie>“Say, why don’t you come into my lamp…and i do mean that as a double-entendre…”
Evil Lord Slashstab steals the lamp for no reason
Xandir is now on a never-ending quest to save his…boyfreind!
<Clara>So Xandir finally found new purpose and a new love, and like all fairytale endings, i’m sure he’ll live happily ever after…until God casts him into the firey pits of Hell, of course, but until then, he’ll be happy…
<God>That Clara is such a bitch, i love the gays, c’mon, they’re adorable, i mean calling hair gel “product”, that’s just fancy, that’s what that is <laughs>…what the…(pixelated penis appears on left hand side of screen) hello…you’re a funny fella…<sniffs> what’s your name? <pokes P.P. and it makes “sproingy” videogame noises>