Did I sleep with a whore last night and black out until she left again?
This fucking thing is weird. I batted it around for a couple minutes to see if it would go away, but it prevailed beyond all smacking.
In fact, it’s still here as I type this message. I can’t make it go away.
Should I go to the doctor? I’ve heard on commercials that if they last so long you should get it checked out. But I just woke up so I don’t know how long it’s been there.
Anyways, maybe I can jerk it away. Does anyone know if there is any porn on the internet?