Sometimes I can think of a good thread title, but I can’t think of a good post to go with it. This is one of those times.
So, how ya doin’? Nice weather.
Okay, you can go back to being homosexual now if you want.
I was the first person to view your thread!
Does that mean anything?
I’m tired.
:o
Well, I laughed.
Go on about your business.
“Move along, folks. Nothin’ to see here.”
But there could be.
…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
I’ll have to check with my wife.
I think hes a little, you know, [makes vacuum cleaner sound]
:::gasp:::
Sorry, I tried, but I could only last 48 seconds.
That’s what HE said.
tries
…
Nope, can’t do it.
I felt so … incomplete.
Manduck I’ll go one better, I will actually not be gay, just for you. I mean, just how nice am i?
I’ve recently heard that if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you should consult a physician.
Or put on roller skates and go trick-or-treating as a pull toy. :eek:
And one can never have enough towel racks.
Wow, this must be my most popular thread ever! I feel like I have discovered the key to SDMB godhood, and then lost it down the back of the couch.
We’ll hear about it by listening for the distant scream:
“Get that DAMN thing away from me!”
Well, I’ve heard that people had erections also in 1960’s. For twenty minutes.
HEY! I will have no SDMB catchphrases in my gimmick thread :mad:
You know what I always wondered? Why 4 hours? If it’s been 3 hours and 45 minutes, should I just not worry at all?
DHIBJD!!!