Post your original "Two types of People" Jokes.

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Let’s make up new Two types of people in the world jokes.

I’ll start:

There are 1/2 types of people in the world, those who get fractions and those who don’t.

What’s yours?

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There are one type of people in the world: Those who understands noun-verb agreement.

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The apparently ubiquitous:
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who are schizophrenic.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who don’t.

Plus some others who aren’t sure.

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There are two types of people in the world, and you’re not one of them.

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There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and thsoe who can’t.

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who finish punchlines

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There are two types of people in the world; those who see things through until the end.

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There are two types of people in the word, those without A.D.D. and those – Hey, look, a firetruck!

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The third type is people who spellcheck. :smiley:

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There are two types of people in the world, those who are on my side or those who are in my way.

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Funny though. This one really doesn’t work if you spell it properly (“ten” spelled out is always ten base ten), OR if you pronounce it properly (“there are one-zero types of people” will just be a duh to those who know binary).

IANA mathematician, just a copyeditor and recreational nitpicker.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who believe that existential reality is a manifestation of some synthetic subjective view onto a transtitive relation among possible worlds that supertranspire onto an objective transcendentalism from which the very fabric of the multiverse arose and those believe it’s all just bullshit.

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There are two types of people in the world.

Those who come to a fork in the road and those who take it.

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There are too types of people!

(No there aren’t!)

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There are two people who can type in the world. And they are very busy.

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There are two types of people in the world: my second cousin, and everyone else.

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You probably meant:

Their are too types of people

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There are eight types of people in the world: one lovely lady who is bringing up three very lovely girls, and four men living all together.