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If she was rescued by a guy named Slothrop, it’s all just a set-up.

Duh…I dunno. Are not there?

Oh. :smack: Hypothetical question.

[Grabbing Megaphones and Pom Poms]

Give me a B

Gimme a U

Gimme a Douuuubbble K

Gimma a nudder A a nudder K and an E!

Whatzit spell?
BUKKAKE!

YAY! (Splits Jump) Woooooo !

But-but-isn’t that the…sex thing?

That and a dish involving rice and sauce.

And you know this how? :dubious:

I bukkake for justice!

Somebody click on that and tell me what happens…

I’ve been around long enough to know not to direct-link porn, thank you. It’s work-safe unless your boss has a vendetta against Randy Milholland.

It was an attempt at humor. :slight_smile:

I know. My deadpan delivery must have fooled you. :stuck_out_tongue:

Indeed, Sir, I am whoosed.
Who the hell is Randy Milholland?

This is a major hijack, but…Randy Milholland writes and draws Something*Positive, which is only the very best webcomic in existence, bringing the snark for a little over four years at last count…

I, uh, I heard it on NPR?

My darling Marcie graduated from Evergreen College; she swears the football team was known as “The Fighting Gooieducks.” (I know I spelled it wrong, but I don’t know how to spell it correctly.)

Well… they have a link to Greenpeas, and Greenpeas is fighting on their behalf.

So it MUST be a real thing! :wink:

Geoduck, and she’s right. Cecil mentions the things over here.