10,000 handy-isms – pick yer favourites:

I know some folks think he missed his true vocation as a writer of self-assembly instruction manuals but hey ! surely it’s got to be appropriate to start a thread listing other members favourite handyisms - hopefully without offering judgment on the content, style or perspective of our esteemed and unique member. Errrrr…anyway:

Although handy seems to specialise in Women, General Knowledge and Computer problems, I’ve just picked a couple at random to get the ball rolling. Here we go, then, from post 9,999

In which handy addresses time and space …oh, and women:

OK, but doesn’t “space” mean…and “resolve” mean ?..heck ! …<whimper> <circuit shorts out>
Also, I like this one because, for me, it demonstrates pretty much the essence of a handyism: I’m tantalisingly close to ‘getting it’ but ultimately something in it sends my wiring into apoplexy:

After reading that, I’m slightly cross-eyed, a little baffled and one of us is semi-detached. Phew !
Anymore for anymore ?

Well, I [b[do[/b[ have one of his sayings as my sig:).

[sub]please don’t flame me[/sub]

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