100 Beatles-related characters for Biffy!

In this thread, Biffy lameted the dearth of Beatles nerds in these parts. I think you all are up to it, though. So, how about a catalog of names:in song, real-life, or even parody, that have a Beatles connection?

I’ll kick it off with Dirk McQuigly

Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids.

(includes Doris, oats and all)

Um, I meant Dirk McQuickly.

Note to mods: I started this before reading this comment over in another forum:

So, I apologize if I’m continuing a bothersome trend.

Apologies accepted.