I’m probably going to ask to have my user name changed shortly. I’m thinking of changing to something Beatle-themed, given my great love of their music. I prefer actual “people names,” as opposed to some phrase, but I’m open to anything. Mr. Kite, perhaps. Billy Shears. Young Fred. That kind of thing.
Album references, movies, books, whatever. Any suggestions from my fellow Dopers?
Lovely Rita Meter Maid
But seriously:
Bungalow Bill
or
Rocky Raccoon
Trampoline For Mr. Kite
Mean Mr. Mustard
Carmelina Pilcherd
Sweet Loretta Modern
Savoy Truffle
Blue Meanie
D’oh! Stu Sutcliffe!
Or Semolina Pilchard (if you want to spell it right).
Maxwell Edison
Heck, just go through the Beatles catalog listening for names. Some good ones have been mentioned already; there’s also Father McKenzie, Desmond Jones, Mr. Moonlight, The Fool On The Hill…
Octpus Gardener? Savoy Truffle? Newspaper Taxi Driver?
Don’t Bother Me.
Hogshead of real fire
Joo Joo Eyeball
Cranberry Sauce
Number 9
You know my name
Hohohohehehehahaha
19 for me
Father Mackenzie
Interesting selections thus far…keep 'em coming!
I also thought of Old Flattop, Jeremy Hilary Boob, Nowhere Man, and in a moment of inspiration…Sawyer Standinthere. (Sorry for the last one ;))
The Fool on the Hill (disclaimer: Not intended to be a reflection on our poster!)(disclaimer: Not intended to be a reflection on our poster!)
Boy, I fucked THAT one up!:smack:
penny lane
IMeMine
The 6th Beatle (Since Stu has prior claim on number 5)
The Walrus
Norwegian Wood
Rubber Soul
The Taxman
**coo coo kajoob **
Or however it is spelled.
Vera Chuck and/or Dave
One Of The Beautiful People
That’s what I thought of when I read the OP. Of course, the full name is Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD. 
Another vote for Blue Meanie
**Yellow Matter Custard
Eggman
Moptop
Day Tripper
Glass Onion**