Free usernames! First come, first served!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m pretty much settled in as Mean Mr. Mustard; that is, I do not foresee changing my username at any point.

But I thought of another pretty good one that I would have strongly considered had it occurred to me back in the day.

And then I thought, why not offer up some clever unused usernames, free for the taking? Think of this thread as that box of stuffed animals at the garage sale that says “Free - one to a customer”.

So, let’s pay it forward. Drop your witty, unused, copyright-free usernames in this thread, and we will let anyone who cares to rifle through the box.

My first donation: Jiminy Frickit
mmm

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I cannot believe that we still don’t have a Smok Wawelski.

Also I really like the sound of Khussar Iryston (South Ossetia in Ossetic).

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Crap Nelson

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**The Czeck is in the Mall **

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Gilbert Grape

McKinley Morganfield

Jacque Pennei

Aubrey Hepburn

Smartha Spewart

Shawanda Dance

Fart Arfunkel

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Bigus Dickus

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Jamaican Me Mad

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That’s Hedly!

You know…Morons.

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I’ve always been partial to Czechnology.

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Gangrene Clitoris was always my favorite. Also, Blast Hardcheese and all the other related porn-type silly names tha I don’t feel like “listbotting” here.

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Jesus Sam, that’s…Lady Boyish.

:slight_smile:

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The Fruit at the Bottom of the Bowl (might suit a LGBT sci-fi nerd of a certain age.)

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He has a wife, you know.

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Say what?

No, no, I don’t want to know.

I’m not listening…hmm hmm hmm, la la la!

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Froot Loops Milk

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Barbara Seville

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Or Hot Dog Water.

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All This and Nachos Too

Aesop’s Navel

The Disco Assassin

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Lickety Slit

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