Darnit, you’re right. I meant the chili-festival coyote. Thanks.
Mabel.
Who’s Mabel, you ask? In “El Mysteriouso Voyage de Homer” (or something like that) Bart is talking to Lisa at the kitchen table and says,
“So I says to Mable, I says…”
(Homer walks in. As he walks out, Bart repeats)
“So I says to Mable, I says…”
We don’t know what he says to Mable, or who she is. but I have a theory. Mable is the “wavy-haired’ girl” in Bart’s class who, to my knowledge, has never spoken or officially given a name. Much like the kid in the large pink sunglasses. Maybe their destined to be together.
How about…Langdon Alger?
(I’ll let you guess who that is, let’s see who can place him first.)
And Jasper…the rest home coot with the long beard who’s fond of givin’ a’paddlin’s.
And Llewelyn Sinclair - esteemed director of the smash hit “A Streetcar Named Marge.”
Langdon Alger, the boy Lisa had a crush on in the episode where Bart gets the fake ID and rents a car and ends up in Knoxville with no way to get home. So Lisa (who is at Take Your Daughter To Work Day with Homer), arranges for Bart to courier a package from Tennessee to Springfield. She asks that the package be addressed to Langdon Alger.
Do I win a prize? 
No, because you forgot to mention that he’s very quiet and enjoys puzzles.
Since we’re into the third hundred posts, I’ll add three:
Lisa Leslie (WNBA star playing herself and correcting a “She’s got game” reference by declaring “I have game!”)
Robert Frost (seen in a tape of an old Krusty show – the poet is reading his Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, the clown sends fake snow cascading on Frost, and Robert indignantly interjects “We discussed this, I said NO!”)
Sherry Bobbins (she’s an original creation, not at all like Mary Poppins!)
A friend of mine was once very ill, so ill she became delusional and had to be taken to the hospital by the police. (She got better.) As she was taken away she was crying “Johnny Cash is my spirit guide!” Yes, she was thinking of the talking coyote.
Stephen Jay Gould
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Homer aliases:
Lance Uppercut
Max Power
Chad Sexington
Mr. X
Thirds now? I’ll semi-cheat and name four characters:
The Ramones
D’oh! :smack:
Gabbo! Gabbo!! GABBO!
Mr. Burns’s mother.
Overweight dude who thought he was Michael Jackson.
Already been mentioned…perhaps twice, even, though I’m too lazy to look them up.
Hector and his brainy sister Eliza.
I saw that his Shelbyville counterpart has been named, but where’s the love for my boy Milhouse (aka Thrillhouse)?
I’m not going to list them, but all of Cletus the slack-jawed yokel’s children. And the super friends, Ham, Cosine etc.
Mark MacGuire, who shows up just in time to distract the citizens of Springfield as they were getting too curious about the Major League Baseball Spy Satellite.
Enjoy,
Steven
Gummy Sue, one of Cletus’ kids.
Cletus: “A people tooth! This one’s for you, Gummy Sue!”
Gummy Sue: “Now I’s like Britney Spears!”