This is it. The end all, be all, grand champion tournement of Simpsons knowledge. Can you best me? Can you best yourself? Find out here!
Standard trivia contest rules:
I’m going to ask a bunch of questions. You answer one or some or all of them, and them submit some of your own.
No outside resources. No watching the DVDs, no reading the guidbooks, no using websites. Normally I’d say we’re on the honor system, but we’re not. opening this thread installed a small rootkit virus that allows me to remotely monitor everything you do ever. So make sure to turn off the lgihts before making love to that pretty little wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend or yours. Or, you know…don’t.
Although you can use an outside resource to ask a question, it’s better if you just do it from your own knowledge, to keep with the spirit of seeing who knows more.
Now, the first set of question, straight from my own memory bank (which is twice the size of three ordinary memory banks.)
What is the name of the parking officer who Homer has to wait for to get the boot of his car in NYC?
How much did the Al Gore doll that Martin bought cost?
What is the first appearance of Dr. Colossus?
What is the name of the demo tape that Krk VanHouten records?
Who replaced Itchy and Scratchy when Krusty moved locations to the civlil defense shack in the Springfield Badlands?
What does the toppings for the frogurt contain?
Who does the voice for Alison, Lisa’s rival?
Name three uses for Lil’ Lisa Slurry
What museum exhibit does Lisa want to see, prompting her and Homer ot break in to see it?
What school did Sideshow Bob’s brother attend, and what did Bob refer to it as?
What school did Sideshow Bob’s brother attend, and what did Bob refer to it as?
“I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton [as clown college].”
All from memory. WOO-HOO!
BE1: What sporting event wasn’t expected to occur for another hundred years?
BE2: Alf’s back, in what form?
BE3: Buy me Bonestorm, or… what?
BE4: Who did Snake have to kill to get a place like that?
11a) A superstar at the cracker factory
11b) A racecar
I’ll do you one better! He uses Santa’s Little Helper, but they issued the card under the name Santos L. Halper. He bought several things, including pep pills for Lisa, smoked salmon for Marge, and of course, Laddie.
BE2: In Pog form.
BE3: Or go to Hell!
Oh, and Bryan Eckers, your answer to #2 is wrong, as is #7, and we need one more answer for #8. The rest of yours are correct, and *False_God got #9 right, so just 2.3 questions of mine left unanswered.
11a. Cracker factory
11b. “I sleep in a racecar, do you?”
BE2. Pog form!
BE3. Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
Um… should my questions start at 19?
19(?). Who says “wait 'till he sees what I left in his birdbath”?
20. What animal took the police master key from Bart and Ralph?
21. What is the name of Snake’s car?
Name the only other episode in which it is mention (i want the actual episode name, and a hint: we have had a trivia question from that episode already.)
m1: Why does Judge Snyder hate Lionel Hutz?
m2: Who was the leading lady in Troy McClure’s last motion picture?
m3: According to Homer, what discovery led him to win the “Most Weight Gained” award at his high school reunion?
m4: In the Halloween short Dial Z for Zombies, what book does Bart originally attempt to do his book report on?
m5: According to Bart, Krusty’s classic encounter with what type of animal is “funny on so many levels?”