Is there anybody out there?
Does anybody care?
Wait, nevermind, I hate Def Leppard.
Anyway, welcome to my 1000th post (actually, 1001, but you can keep a secret, right?)
So, how am I doing so far here?
I just had a random thought: if I double-posted more often, I’d already be at 1100 or so. Of course, it’s even when you subtract the “my dog’s breath smells like a 1920’s style death ray” posts.
::::doing a happy dance, to underground techno-pop:::::
So, who do you love? :dubious:
U the man… unless you’re a woman.
What took you so long? 
Wow a 1000! And you started when? In 2000? Kool Moe Dee…
ok, I’m here. Congrats. you better come to mine now, I’m almost there.
Congrats.
So where are the drinks? 
Congrats, and I have all the drinks you’ll ever need at my 1,000 post party.
Congrats! Wonder when I’ll ever reach 1000…
Well, it’s supposed to be a pity party, so I should really serve pitiful drinks!!!
That being said, I do have a special concoction of my own, if you’re legal…some Ketel One Vodka and Mountain Dew. It’s called a Dewdriver!!!
enjoy!
Cong rats, Ludovic! I found out today that my 2000th post came and went without my noticing it. 
[hijack] Can I crash your party to score my hundredth post? Can I? Huh? Huh???[/hijack]
Congrats, EddyTeddyFreddy!
I guess it’s just the glass that’s pitiful
Well Im legal where I am (Thank God I’m not in America!), so I’ll take a drink.
Ummmmmmmmmmmm Dewdriver…
I was thinking about having a 404th post party over the weekend, as I hit that magic number last Friday. But I decided nobody would be able to find it.
Congrats Ludovic on hitting the big 1K, and EddyTeddyFreddy on hitting the little 1h!