Kind of in the mood for a whiskey sour… Heavy on the sour… So they’re in Texas. And left this Girl by the sea. Tell her that I want an email on this!!!
So in other words: you’ll eat no worm.
Man. I am really missing something.
Well, Pipefitter, I’m jealous. I totally missed my 100th. Too busy running my mouth, I suppose. Thought I’d stop by for a quick one and to toss a pillow at your head for being so organized!!
dragonlady, if you would like, we can combine our two together, and that way, people can congradulate both of us at the same time.
Watch it with that pillow though, it’s my heavyweight one…don’t swing it at my hea…ooooouch, that hurts.
Girlbysea, have as much as you like to my dear, a little more sour than alcohol, but if that’s the way you like it, it’s all yours!!
Mega, if you would like, I can get dragonlady to hit Kilgore with my heavy weight pillow, that will knock him down. After he’s down, you can always force feed him the worm!!! 
pipefitter,
you seem ignorant to the fact that tequila has no worm, and therefore you are serving wally a sub par beverage.
go read the archives.
and eat your own goddamn worm.