Hey it’s my 1000th post!!! 
1001 I guess really cause I wasted the 1000th one on weirdave.
Where the hell is Satan with all those confetti thingies??!!!
I know,I know Wally, Where is the tequila right? Right over there by the naked blondes.
Ultress my best friend will bar tend so belly up! It’s drunk Thursday!
Let me be the first to congratulate you. Also, I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for your “pals” Ed & Jerry to show up. Where’s that bottle of tequila, I’ve got a mixed drink recipe to try:
Take bottle of tequila
Insert open end into mouth
Tilt head back
Count to ten
Remove bottle
Sounds like fun, huh? Although I understand you’re more the spumante type.
Hey, congrats! You’re one of the funner posters on the board, and I’m not just saying that because you put my fish description in your profile for a bit. 
See you at 2000!
Sounds like fun, huh? Although I understand you’re more the spumante type.
Hey wouldn’t that work with a bottle of spumante too?
Hey I would have left it there too sealemon88 'cept I have to suck up to the big guys you know…
aha, you’re more fun than an espresso enema! Many happy returns.
Told ya you’d make it!
Any naked tequila blondes around?
Ok, the bar is open and running. Lets start the celebration. It’s my best friend’s 1000th post, even if he did waste it on weirdave. Geeh the guy will never learn. Ed and Jerry will be by shortly. Put ya order in now.
Well HERE it is! Goodness gracious, I’ve been wandering around all over the place, looking for a place to park this big-ass cake. Hang on a second, okay? Let me get inside here…
:::Cristi pops out of cake, wearing her custom-made “I (heart) aha” pasties:::
TAAADAAAAAA!
Happy 1000, aha!