“Indians”, what is that, Cricket? The thing the lay bets on in that Cincinnati casino called Charlie’s Hustle?
Pats need miracle.
Down to the “dirty dozen”.
All right, if you’re not in the “Unscathed” section, you’re not winning this one! Two weeks 'til we crown a champ.
Unscathed:
Airman Doors, USAF - Broncos 42, Seahawks 28
Shoeless - Broncos 38, Seahawks 20
Skammer - Broncos 35, Seahawks 24
kenobi 65 - Broncos 31, Seahawks 20
It’s Not Rocket Surgery! - Broncos 27, Seahawks 16
Justin_Bailey - Broncos 24, Seahawks 17
Grits and Hard Toast - Broncos 20, Seahawks 17
Jahiegel - Seahawks 24, Broncos 20
Procrustus - Seahawks 23, Broncos 17
Fear the Turtle - Seahawks 23, Broncos 20
Mahaloth - Seahawks 21, Broncos 10
Gray Ghost - Seahawks 20, Broncos 16
One Down:
Tread - [del]Chiefs[/del] 6, Seahawks 0
MadTheSwine - [del]Eagles[/del] 45, Broncos 41
tonyfop - [del]Bengals[/del] 24, Seahawks 20
Gangster Octopus - [del]Packers[/del] 45, Broncos 42
iiandyiiii - [del]Saints[/del] 31, Broncos 30
Hal Briston - [del]Chargers[/del] 24, Seahawks 20
Kiros - [del]Patriots[/del] 31, Seahawks 29
Bellhorn - [del]Patriots[/del] 23, Seahawks 17
Hawkeyeop - Broncos 38, [del]Packers[/del] 31
Larry Borgia - Broncos 34, [del]Panthers[/del] 24
Oakminster - Broncos 24, [del]Panthers[/del] 17
PSXer - Broncos 42, [del]Panthers[/del] 13
Jackknifed Juggernaut - Seahawks 27, [del]Patriots[/del] 26
Intergalactic Gladiator - Broncos 45, [del]49ers[/del] 27
See Ya Next Year:
dalej42 - [del]Packers[/del] 31, [del]Bengals[/del] 24
Steely Dan Fan - [del]Colts 43[/del], [del]Saints[/del] 15
Munch - [del]Chiefs[/del] 21, [del]Panthers[/del] 17
Locrian - [del]Panthers[/del] 21, [del]Bengals[/del] 10
borschevsky - [del]Chargers[/del] 31, [del]Eagles[/del] 27
enalzi - [del]Chargers[/del] 27, [del]Panthers[/del] 23
notfrommensa - [del]Patriots[/del] 24, [del]Eagles[/del] 21
Paintcharge - [del]Patriots[/del] 24, [del]Packers[/del] 20
FoieGrasIsEvil - [del]Bengals[/del] 28, [del]49ers[/del] 24
etv78 - [del]Patriots[/del] 38, [del]49ers[/del] 21
garygnu - [del]49ers[/del] 23, [del]Patriots[/del] 19
For You - [del]Patriots[/del] 14, [del]Panthers[/del] 9
If you’ve already mentioned it, I apologize, but how are we breaking ties, Hal?
GLAD YOU ASKED! And by that, I mean “fuck…someone asked”. Ok, strap in.
The tiebreakers were all hammered out in Year 8.
Since we have both teams picked with it comes to an ultimate winner, we’ll first look at the score total. Here’s how that will break down:
Broncos Win:
Airman Doors, USAF - 65 or over
Skammer - 59-64
Shoeless - 55-58
kenobi 65 - 48-54 (tie on 47)
It’s Not Rocket Surgery! - 43 43-46 (tie on 47 or 42)
Justin_Bailey - 40-41 (tie on 42 or 39)
Grits and Hard Toast - 38 or under (tie on 39)
Seahawks Win:
Jahiegel - 44 or over
Fear the Turtle - 42-43
Procrustus - 39-41 (tie on 38)
Gray Ghost - 34-37 (tie on 38)
Mahaloth - 33 or under
If one of the ties comes to be, then we move on to the next tiebreaker, margin of victory:
If the Broncos win with a total of 47 then we have a problem – kenobi 65 and It’s Not Rocket Surgery! both picked a MOV of 11. In which case the next tiebreaker is winning team score – kenobi 65 would win on a Broncos’ score of 30+, It’s Not Rocket Surgery! on 28 or under, and if the Broncos score 29, then we go to the next tiebreaker, losing team score. kenobi 65 would win on a Seahawks score of 19+, It’s Not Rocket Surgery! with 17 or under. A Seahawks score of 18 would mean a tie – but that’s an impossibility due to the previous tiebreakers.
Broncos win, total of 42: It’s Not Rocket Surgery! wins with a MOV of 10 or more, Justin_Bailey with a MOV of 8 or less. MOV of 9 means It’s Not Rocket Surgery! wins with a Broncos score of 26+, Justin_Bailey with 25 or under.
Broncos win, total of 39: Justin_Bailey wins with a MOV of 6 or more, Grits and Hard Toast with 4 or less. MOV of 5 means Justin_Bailey wins with a Broncos score of 23 or more, Grits and Hard Toast with 22 or under. A Broncos score of 22 means it goes to the Seahawks score where…oh, they both picked 17. Ok, fuck this noise – if all that happens, then they tie.
Seahawks win, total of 38: Procrustus wins with a MOV of 6 or more, Gray Ghost with 4 or less. MOV of 5 means Procrustus wins with a Seahawks score of 22 or more, Gray Ghost with 21 or under.
Feel free to double-check my math.
Also, of the 12 remaining players, Grits and Hard Toast, ** Airman Doors, USAF** and Justin_Bailey are the only ones with a chance to join the two-time champ club.
I’m pretty sure I’m not going to win. The forecast just came across the ticker on ESPN, and it’s not good. 30s in the afternoon, 20s at night, with a 60 percent chance of wintry mix during the day and an 80% chance of the same during the game. It’s going to be a mess. There is no way it’s going to be the shootout I predicted, even if I got the teams right.
I will win on this prediction, though: there with never be another outdoor Super Bowl in the Snow Belt ever again. It may turn out to be a great game, but the NFL’s corporate patrons won’t tolerate freezing their asses off again.
Why wouldn’t Den 29 Sea 18 be a tie? It’s probably glaringly obvious but my eyes glazed over reading the permutations.
Agreed. This contest is between Mahaloth and Grits and Hard Toast. It’s going to be super low scoring and whoever picked the winner right out of the two of them will win the whole thing.
I am not a football fan and haven’t cared about a Super Bowl in my entire lifetime.
Finally, a reason to occasionally flip over and check it out.
Is there an Ipad app I can get to watch it on there? The wife and I will be watching movies and I wouldn’t mind having it on in the background.
I think the NFL offers a free stream this year (but I’m not 100% on that).
However, keep in mind that the predictions of a guaranteed low score are…premature. There’s no reason to think this won’t go into the 50’s or 60’s.
The revised forecast is a little better. A high of 50 and they don’t expect any rain (rain, not snow) until late at night, basically after the game is over. I guess we’re all back in it.
Use this link on Saturday: http://www.weather.com/weather/tomorrow/USNY0996
Use this link on Sunday: Weather Forecast and Conditions for Manhattan, NY - The Weather Channel | Weather.com
Seriously, I think this weather issue is wildly overblown. Manning has played for two years in Denver, where the winters can get a bit chilly, and he has done ok there. At this point, his dome-handicap is basically gone. It does not ever get colder in Seattle than it can get in Denver.
The air will be a little denser and moister in New Jersey, more like what the Seahawks are accustomed to, rather similar to how it was when they pantsed the Giants in December. The Broncos are more used to cold, light air, the kind that favors Manning’s “ducks”, but I seriously doubt it will make much of a difference – I mean, did he not do pretty well in the driving rain in Miami in that one SB?
The cold is only the NFL’s problem, because it makes the attendees slightly less comfortable. The teams will be fine, hell, they might even play better (less sweating).
Things are looking great!
Enver never even showed up tonight. What a lousy performance.
All that’s left is to see whether or not Seattle can ring up 40 while pitching the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
Seahawks are crushing here, and points are already over the top of our pick limit. That means…
Congratulations to Jahiegel, your SDMBESBPC Champion!
You name will now be forever enshrined in our pantheon of champions. Your children’s children’s children will gaze upon this list and be amazed at your pigskin prognostication performance. Nicely done, sir – enjoy your reign!
Ah, shucks. 