time to be an android, not a man
the pleasantries are gone
we’re stripped of all we were…
okay, um, now we’ve said that let’s all have a record-breaking bisexual orgy!
Now all you need is a 1138 post party!
1138th? At the rate I’m posting now, I figure I should have my 1138th post sometime in August.
BTW, love the sig. 
August of 2002, that is.
Good for you. 
Why thank you, gunslinger.
Hm, I need to disable the “email me every time someone replies to a thread I posted on” thing because I keep coming here every 30 seconds and it probably looks insanely pathetic.