14 Arrested in Iran for espionage, claim they were just looking for nuts

From the I for one… department: Iran infiltrated by spies … with big, bushy tails

I certainly hope the squirrels are aware of their rights.

Iranian agents say they are still on lookout for moose, daaahlink.

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Been done.

Days ago.
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Been done.

Days ago.
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Doh! I even searched and didn’t see anything. Bugger.

Alright, mods, feel free to close this one.