Oh
no
you
didn’t
!!!
Maybe: 230 cancerous abnormalities in mittu’s body.
(okay, I really hope not, but why, WHY do you torment us?)
Screw the pitchforks.
::reaches for his Tazer::
When come back, bring a fucking answer.
Man, I’m surprised you can walk… You must have balls the size of a F.P.D. to pull this kind of a stunt!
More specifically, 14 kilograms of gonads.
230 cryptic abbreviations in my board.
mittu is doing this on purpose. Just don’t answer the thread until he returns with the solution, so it’ll stop appearing in my email box. 
Hey, aren’t these quizzes supposed to be fun??
For what it’s worth apparently the answer to the last one might be “calories in a mars bar” but internet sources don’t agree.
I just sent the guy a text message to see when we are likely to get an answer to the first one. Fret not!
It doesn’t fit, either. “230 calories in a Mars bar” would be “230 c in m b,” not “230 c a in m b.”
230 crank angle in motor block
Isn’t mittu supposed to know the answer to the new post --as discussed pages and pages back?
You’re kidding, right? It’s a bit late for that one now…
Or even “230 c in a m b”.
As for whether that is true, I shall be visiting the vending machine shortly to provide the answer…
Mars Bar, Mars
Calories in a Mars Bars (65g): 294kcal
off the web
mittu’s got a pretty good gag going.
mittu
You’re not getting away with this so easily or so quickly. This thread will not die until we get some kind of answer.
As others have stated, the phrase 14 k of g in a f p d might contain a typo. I’m beginning to think it might contain many typos. Therefore I’m guessing that the solution is “200 dollars for passing Go in Monopoly”. 
mittu claims to have verified the formula with his friend, if you read back in the thread. So if he’s on the level, he has confirmed there’s no typo.
Me? I halfway think he’s just messing with us.
You’re being generous.
Well, I hold as a real possibility that the magazine published a pretty dumb puzzle that you need have the magazine to understand, and mittu just isn’t that invested in finding an answer. I didn’t really think he was messing with us until he came back with a second unsolvable puzzle instead of an explanation for the first one.
Assuming (perhaps naively) that 230 C A in M B is not a troll on a whooshboard, then the lack of a preposition in front of M B usually indicates that it stands from a proper noun of some sort, such as a geographic location.
…What am I saying?? I refuse to move forward on this one until we get some clarity on 14 K of G in a F P D!
This is starting to remind me of a 419 scam.