1920s Style Death Ray: I Burning Your Dog

One must ask… Does Straight Dope have an Ad on the front page for 1920’s style Death Ray’s?.. would you like to know… WHY… they don’t? Because coldfire and the likes aren’t IN THE BUSINESS… of selling 1920’s Style Death Ray’s MAAAAN!!!

-What does this mean to you? Together, as a people, we can put a stop to the whole 1920’s Death Ray “thang”… and therefore HAVE… ALL THEIR DEATH RAYS ARE BELONG TO US!!!

You might ask: “Well, WTF do we do from there?!”

The answer is simple. We USE the death ray to affectively set fire to the owner’s Chocolate Labs.

Once again you might ask: “Will it taste… like chocolate?.. though?”

The answer is no… it tastes more like chicken. But let me assure YOU… it’s Damn good eats.

You know, when they outlaw 1920s Style Death Rays, then only outlaws will have 1920s Style Death Rays.

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1920s Style Death Rays don’t kill people, guns kill people. Or something.

RIP, Beryl_Mooncalf.

This subject is so last August. Get with it.

There is a little something you need to know about the Dude. Fashionably late with the latest fashion is the only proper way for me to play these things. You’re just not privy to all the new information, man.

DaLovin’ Dj

I personally, love the title… hmmm. Go figure!

This is my 1920 style death post count!

dalovindj’s a loser: I pissing on your thread title

You’ll get my 1920s Style Death Ray when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Oh, man! Ray?

If you went back to the 1920’s and shot your grandfather with a Style Death Ray, would that violate the Prime Directive?

[Pointless Nitpick]
He was actually on water-skis, for that infamous bit, though he did wear a leather jacket over his swim trunks. It was the buses that he jumped on the bike. With the goofy white helmet.
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elucidator

Don’t do this, the 1920’s style death ray is capable of causing the death ray paradox, which is believed to cause the immediate termina

The Temporal Prime Directive. Not that Janeway wouldn’t do it.

Threads like this make Cecil’s babies cry.

I’m a McAdams… they broke off in Texas… Adams needs to cry…

All your death rays are belong to us…

When come back… bring 1920s death ray