One must ask… Does Straight Dope have an Ad on the front page for 1920’s style Death Ray’s?.. would you like to know… WHY… they don’t? Because coldfire and the likes aren’t IN THE BUSINESS… of selling 1920’s Style Death Ray’s MAAAAN!!!
-What does this mean to you? Together, as a people, we can put a stop to the whole 1920’s Death Ray “thang”… and therefore HAVE… ALL THEIR DEATH RAYS ARE BELONG TO US!!!
You might ask: “Well, WTF do we do from there?!”
The answer is simple. We USE the death ray to affectively set fire to the owner’s Chocolate Labs.
Once again you might ask: “Will it taste… like chocolate?.. though?”
The answer is no… it tastes more like chicken. But let me assure YOU… it’s Damn good eats.
There is a little something you need to know about the Dude. Fashionably late with the latest fashion is the only proper way for me to play these things. You’re just not privy to all the new information, man.
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He was actually on water-skis, for that infamous bit, though he did wear a leather jacket over his swim trunks. It was the buses that he jumped on the bike. With the goofy white helmet.
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