Unless you’re gay, in which case you get a 1920’s-style toaster.
They had toasters in the 1920’s?
I thought they stuck the bread on a stick and put it in the fireplace.
Did they have electricity? What about sliced bread?
Most people had to wait until 1925 for pre-sliced (Wonder)bread.
Nope, you missed it. Don’t worry, I did too. You get a toaster for converting people to homosexuality. 
I’m pretty sure they didn’t have death rays either :rolleyes:
Not unless Dr. Evil has time-travelled to the 1920s and built a “laser”.
Nah, I had a friend whose family (including extended) were all medics (doctors, nurses, etc.) and as such he got to hear a lot of what would otherwise be TMI stuff as they ate dinner, when his parents and siblings discussed their day. Anal pulp was, apparently, one of the things they discussed. Apparently it is the non-medical term for what doctors have to deal with when a patient comes in after having had a lightbulb burst while inserted into their hiney.
I decided never to go to their house for spaghetti.
So anal light bulb insertion is so common that there is actually a term for it. Of all the non-fragile things not made out of glass that people could insert into their anuses (sp?), why would they keep inserting light bulbs??? What a bunch of morons. :smack:
Perhaps it has something to do with shiny assholes.
Before this thread disappears, can someone explain the origin of “I burning your _____?”
?? Base that belong to us?
“I burning your dog!” was the title of an incoherent Pit thread that seems to have been disappeared.
Beats the hell out of “rhinnocerous weasel”, though.
The infamous Thaidog, here’s one example. I believe his pit thread was entitled simply “You burned my dog, now I burning you dog!” or something. If nothing else, the guy had passion.
Not like a wheeeesel…