I’m trying to locate a stand up bit from the late 80’s. The comedian was bitching about married life, how he couldn’t even go out with his friends without his wife’s approval; that she controlled the dick.
While pantomiming a phone call, he says, “Honey? It’s the guys…they’re going bowling tonight. Can I have the dick? Uh-huh…yeah…uh-huh.” (Back in to phone) “She says no fuckin way”
Does anyone remember the bit or who performed it?
Sam Kinison.
“Hey, do me a favor - if you see me outside, painting the house, working in the yard… KILL ME! Shoot me in the head, run me over with the car - I live in hell I LIVE IN HELL!!! AUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!”
ETA: Video
That’s it. Thanks muldoonthief!!!