Dude, your shit ain’t right.
These guys are wildly excited about your capris!
Wow. I completely disagree with the blog herelinked. I think they look fine, at least for casual wear. And the baggy ones seem quite forgiving, even unnecessarily so. I would recommend a better fit.
That said, show some respect for your SO, who has to look at you. What, are you catting around on the poor thing?