Huh. I guess when I said, “…no one cares…” I was wrong. Weird.
No, you were absolutely correct. But you posted it anyway. Weird.
I think you should add the Beryl_Mooncalf meltdown. That was a classic. You can add another notch to your keyboard even though he was basically shooting himself. It was kind of like watching the Black Knight. Maybe even funnier.
And yet you cared enough to respond! And here I am responding too! It’s almost like this is a place where people can say things, and other people will say things back to them!
I’l patent this idea and make billions!
Yes, truly you have a dizzying intellect. Your contribution to this thread was invaluable, too, thanks. Always nice to know I have another fan. I reply to all fan mail, regardless of how insipid it is. That’s something I should probably change because it makes people think I care, when really, I’m just bored while grading papers and should ignore lame potshots.
I have not read this whole thread, and do not intend to, but I will offer a clarification: following an incident many years ago (I was the offender) Ed set forth the rule that moderators were not supposed to begin Pit threads directed against other posters.
In general, moderators are not supposed to flame other posters during their moderator duties. There’s a lot of grey area here, of course, since it’s difficult to tell someone to stop being a jerk without, well, saying that someone is being a jerk.
However, separate from their moderating roles, moderators are also posters and are entitled to do what normal posters do (and follow the same rules as normal posters, as well, which would mean no flaming outside the Pit.) We have, several times, discussed setting up separate usernames for moderators when they are acting as moderators – for instance, me being “SD Staff Dex” when I’m moderating and “C K Dexter Haven” when I’m just posting. We’ve always rejected that idea as being (a) clumsy and awkward and (b) incompatible with the notion of one name per person.
Well, it wasn’t my intention to issue a challenge. QED said to me:
I asked, “Are you sure?” saying that I’d been Pitted eight times in eight years. I suppose that’s a challenge of sorts; I saw it more as a request for clarification, especially in view of his “considerable margin” commentary. I take him at his word that he’s got three under his belt, since searching on his three-letter user name is not possible. But I asked the question because I just didn’t know.
But in case this still seems like I’m trying to parse my way out of saying anything directly, let me be clear : yes, I agree that I’ve been Pitted eight times in eight years, and QED has been Pitted three times in five years, and eight is certainly more than three. So he’s right.
But I was the OP, Pitting Beryl. It was certainly a classic, and a fun read again and again… but it wasn’t me being Pitted. It was me Pitting.
Keep it up with the not caring! You’re doing great!
Did you know that “hamadryad” was the winning word on the recent Canadian spelling be?
A couple of months ago Wee Bairn researched my family and contacted my mother a couple of times to see if I really was her son. She gave him hell and he threatened to dig up any damaging posts of mine to send to her. I reported it as stalking behavior and was notified that this was widely known. That should be enough for anyone to get banned.
Really? How do you know it was Wee Bairn? Small British Shop Owner was everyone’s first guess.
You sure you don’t mean “whining?”
Yeah, but only because it wasn’t an exclusive Doper contest. 
http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=283ab3e5-57ce-40bc-b6ee-5c766dc42511
You sure you don’t mean “bee”? Sorry, I couldn’t resist, given the context
Of course, that’s exactly what I meant, but I hit the edit button far too late. 
If you are referring to me, you may be right (or not). I just looked at the names on the e-mails and they sounded like it would be Wee Bairn. It was some psycho person but I have no proof of a user name now that you mention it although I have the real name.
How do I miss all the good gossip?
Well, regardless, it sounded like your Mom took it pretty evenly. It’s not like anyone linked her up your armpit sniffing jackoff habit for her.
But you don’t think you honestly have a “real name”, do you?
After that unfortunate episode, I came clean to my mother about my fetish for armpit masturbatory habits. Like a good mother would do, she sent me a care package of deodorant.