2 responses to a Reeder thread and no slams. Life is over.

Reeder opened another Bush Admin basher and I had 2 posts right off where I didn’t call him an asshole.

Check the first few posts. What has me scared is Reeder didn’t go for the jugular. This can only mean one of two things.

Either he’s feeling especially forgiving, or I should prepare for the locusts. Man, either way I think my world just changed. I’m so fucked right now!

I sense a lack of resolve on your part duffer.
Where’s the black and white worldview?
The us vs themism?
Where’s the tough talk?
You consies are just going soft. :wink:

[Cartman]
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck
[/Cartman]

Better? :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s a trap!

Not a whoosh or joke thread, if that’s what you’re thinking. Earlier I agreed with a post from Liberal, I’m either going downhill or the locusts really are coming! :eek:

No. I mean Reeder is simply leading you on, feining that the Death Star is non operational.

But, you will find out (too late) that it is fully operational. And the threads will soon devolve into mindless partisan rhetoric yet again.

Haha! I just watched two squirrels approch each other on a power line in my backyard. About 20-25’ up. Like two samurai of old, they held death in their hearts and jumped towards one and other once they were about a foot and half apart. Of course, both promptly fell. At least one grabbed a branch of my locus tree on its way down. The other, whereabouts unknown. Maybe I’ll find him when mowing the lawn. If he is still alive, I’ll help him commit seppuku.

Man oh man. Nature can be so amusingly fucking stupid sometimes.

Oh ya…Duffer, the you need to rekindle the fire in your heart. For treatment, I prescribe that you renew your National Review subscription, watch some taped Reagan speeches, and go shoot a gun. If that doesn’t work, we’re going to have to put you on a Hannity drip. Godspeed.

What, so last week we were all Pitting Reeder for being so, well, Pitworthy, and this week we’re Pitting him for not being Pitworthy? No wonder I’m so confused all the time.

Well, it was a fit of pique. Mea culpa

Brutus, I’ve already shot the rifle a few times this morning. Are you sure I didn’t hit one of the varmints you speak of? Now be nice or I’ll pit you, too.

And just because it’s apparently required, Fuck you Reeder!

They made me do it!

What the hell? Didn’t you mean to post this on Fark?

Nope, apparently it was a self pitting more true than even I thought possible. Shortly after the OP I went back to my original thoughts of him after seeing another thread he made.

Reeder, it was fun while it lasted. Don’t worry, we’ll always have those 3 hours! :wink:

I assumed the thread was going to be about the surprising fact that nobody slammed Reeder with the usual "Yes, we know you hate Bush… :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: "…

And I find it scary that I actually agree 100% with him in this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4923185#post4923185 That sort of thing isn’t supposed to happen. Is they sky falling?

Reeder was given his own thread for Bush-bashing. But he keeps straying from it. Why?

Non-issue. If you check, you’ll note that he was told he could have one Bush-bashing thread open on the first page of the Pit at a time. So far as I know, he has followed that guideline.

and America hating as well, since you know that the Constitution forbids “cruel and unusual punishment”.

(seriously - that was funny)