In MPSIMS:
Garius vs the Rodent World
New York Doper Dinner: April 16
From MPSIMS:
The mystery of the vanishing preserves.
Tomorrow morning my grandfather goes in for surgery…
Ask the Internet Abuse/Fraud Investigator
Londopers, thanks for the pub crawl. Now identify yourselves please.
In MPSIMS
Silicone Caulk, Super Glue and a Kickball
So Now What Do I Do With Them?
MPSIMS:
Send your Ex to prison and make money: Ask me how?
Should I leave my husband?
MPSIMS:
From head to toe what would you change about yourself.
I hate my nose.
Cafe Society:
They gave William Hung a music video. Oh. My. God.
It’s sacrilege! Waylon must be twirling in his grave.
I haven’t killed a thread all month
New Face Discovered on Shroud of Turin
Harley Bashing & Coldfire
Motorcycle Idiots
From MPSIMS, right now:
My NADS are broken
I’m afraid to tell my boss…
On Doggie Porn
How to save streaming video for later use.
This one’s for Otto or Worst Birthdays Ever
Doggy style (as in, I need advice on getting a dog)
Eh, leave off the last bit in parenthesis 
Moving to Australia - very sad
I am going to Brazil!! Woooo-hooo!!!
MPSIMS:
Let’s attack the Tower of London!
The Next Darwin Award Candidate…
BBQ Pit:
Baptists looked through my mailbox today
Welcome to the peep show. Or, go rent a porno you little freaks!
Cafe Society:
What will Fountains of Wayne open with?
Industrial or Goth music…
MPSIMS:
May We Have Some Updates, Please?
My NADS are broken
IMHO
Poll: What did you call your private parts when you were a kid?
How do I respond to this coworker’s email . . .
GQ:
why doesn’t kitty get bored in this small apartment?
Vodka Infusion…Summer Time
BBQ:
I’m not feeling well so these minor irritants ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!
Well, at least the admins are into keeping their word!
From the Pit:
Oh my, look at what I found in the mail…
A Portrait of the Boss As a Turd Fondler
I pit Trains and Garbage Trucks!!!
Green Light Wimps