Mods love posts like that.
No, no, a 1000 times no.
- Hi, Opal!
**68. Resurrect old threads just for laughs by adding something that is quite pointless and contributes nothing to the thread except a random bump (but is quite hilarious:D). Mods love that.
sigh I think that messing up the vB code was already mentioned, so I won’t say it again…
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Nominate every single thread for “Threadspotting”.
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:):):):):):):):):):D:D:D;);););););Smiley Abuse.:):):):):):):D:DBut this is more likely to get you noticed by Chief Scott.:):):)
71. Call them fuckhead.
By the way Euty, you’re a fuckhead.
**72. Call your mod a “Nazi”. They love it, and will find you endearing for it.
- Make a death threat on the board. Anywhere. They find it fun and insouciant.
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insouciant? Cool! I’ve always wanted to be insouciant.
OK, here goes…(clears throat)…
I’m going to kill a smiley!
I don’t know yet if it will be or 
or even :D. But they’ve been asking for it. Every time I turn around, they’re always grinning at me, like they just know something they’re too smug to say out loud.
I have a graphics editor (down)loaded and I’m not afraid to use it!
The root problem is funding. As long as we have a system based on property tax to fund public schools there will always be inequity. We build rich suburbs where the poor can not afford to move, and the children of the wealthy have a well funded school, while the children of the poor go to schools in buildings that are literally falling down.
Hey Mods could you move this to the right thread?
Thanks!
Constantly claim you are not Serlin!
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73 Post a ‘me too’ message to every thread. Or an ‘I concur’ or ‘I agree’ or ‘ditto’ or ‘wahat he said’ or ‘what she said’ or really anything along those lines.
74 Hijack as many threads as possible and take them off on only semi-related tangents.
75 Post in obscure foreign languages. Cherokee, Hawaiian Arabic etc.
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Make sure you slur, insult, and upset every religious and ethnic group possible. Make Archie Bunker proud!
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Make your sig 10 lines long, and use it every time you post in a thread - over and over and over.
76 Start a new thread about dancing hamsters . com or allyoubase
and dont * mess you’re [url="blahbalah] links
ps Mods seem to enjoy being insulted, but just in case, sorry about the “Je hebt grote neusgaten voor zulke kleine vent” Coldfire
- Start typing a reply, get distracted for several hours or days, finish your reply, and act surprised when your number is used by somebody else.
Geddy Lee is a g@ddam’ panty-waist.
No, Ty…that gets you a SMACK from me! Grrrrrr.
Hey, now… Everybody knows:
start an email flame war, then take it to the boards. Post private email and shorten your enemy’s responses to make them more pithy, pathetic, and to try to garner support.