2008 MLB MVPs, Cy Youngs, and ROYs

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@mhendo

If the rest of the BBWAA members are as retarded as the Tampa Bay chapter, we can expect the following awards this year:

AL MVP: David Eckstein
NL MVP: Juan Pierre

AL Cy Young: Daniel Cabrera
NL Cy Young: Jeff Suppan

Juan Pierre makes a lot of sense! I mean, he hit a homerun last week – that can’t be overlooked.