[quote=“George_Kaplin, post:4, topic:471180”]
A bullet point summary of my ideal Obama victory speech: [ul]
[li] Kick off with a brief reading of selected excerpts from the Communist Manifesto.[/li]
[li] Move into an extended breakdown of heretofore undisclosed plans to massively increase taxes on working Americans to fund the construction of a massive fleet of cadillacs for teenage welfare mothers, followed by the summary execution of Joe the plumber, just to prove a point.[/li]
[li] A “Dean Scream”. [/li]
[li] The forced conversion to Islam of Dakota Fanning.[/li]
[li] The unmasking of Obama as General Krull from galactic quadrant 12459G, and the forced co-option of Planet Earth into the Socialist alliance of Alpha-centauri.[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
Except, obviously, for the forced conversion to Islam of Dakota Fanning (Alpha-centaurians are decidedly not Mohammedan), this is actually my planned acceptance speech in 12 years. Where did you get my notes, Earthman?