Maybe 2022 will be the year that I finally score in this competition
David Berkowitz
Emperor Akhito
Loretta Lynn
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
David Crosby
Dick Cheney
Linda Nolan
Willie Nelson
Vanessa Redgrave
Shane MacGowan
Shannen Doherty
Xi Jinping
Hulk Hogan
Christine Amanpour
Roger Corman
Tony Bennett
Dick Vitale
Joe Exotic
Clu Gallagher
Angela Lansbury
Shannen Doherty
Terry Kiser
Tom Parker of The Wanted
Linda Ronstadt
David Allen Coe
Ruth Buzzi
Alternates:
David Letterman
Olivia Newton John
Al Roker
David Berkowitz
Emperor Akihito
Loretta Lynn
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
David Crosby
Dick Cheney
Linda Nolan
Willie Nelson
Vanessa Redgrave
Shane MacGowan
Shannen Doherty
Xi Jinping
Hulk Hogan
Again posting an early list that will change later, Just in case I forget to post on the 31st.
Tina Weymouth
Donald Trump
Bobby Kimball
Dick Cheney
CJ de Mooi
Milos Zeman
Shannen Doherty
Steve Harwell
David Crosby
Carlos Santana
Linda Nolan
Shane MacGowan
Nichelle Nichols
Since Bob Dole died, I’m bumping up one of my alternates. Here’s my revised list:
Henry Kissinger
Angela Lansbury
Yoko Ono
Pete Wilson
Bob Uecker
Frankie Valli
Bill Gothard
Anita Bryant
Dick Cheney
Bob Dylan
Mitch McConnell
Harrison Ford
Pat Sajak
Queen Elizabeth II
John Williams
Gene Hackman
Celine Dion
Thomas Pynchon
Dustin Hoffman
Stephen King
Tina Turner
David Crosby
Val Kilmer
Shannen Doherty
Carlos Santana
Bill Clinton
Death Pool - 2022
NAME Birthdate Known for
Akihito 23 December 1933 Emperor Emeritus of Japan
Shannen Doherty 12 April 1971 90210
Ian Anderson 10 August 1947 Jethro Tull
Tom Parker 4 August 1988 Singer - The Wanted
Jeff Bridges 4 December 1949 Dude!
Ghislaine Maxwell 25 December 1961 A very fine woman
Donald Trump 14 June 1946 Very stable genius
Harvey Weinstein 19 March 1952 Human scumbag
Grigory Rodchenkov 24 October 1958 Former head of the Russian doping labs
Michael Schumacher 3 January 1969 Formula-1 Driver Terrible skier
Jonathan Rhys Meyers 24 July 1977 Actor
Kim Jong-chul 25 September 1981 Half-brother of Kim Jong-un
David Allen Coe 6 September 1939 Not gonna call him Darlin'
Clean list:
Akihito
Shannen Doherty
Ian Anderson
Tom Parker
Jeff Bridges
Ghislaine Maxwell
Donald Trump
Harvey Weinstein
Grigory Rodchenkov
Michael Schumacher
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Kim Jong-chul
David Allen Coe
Fuck it. Cut/Paste last years. Who cares anymore. Just one change.
Billy Bob Thornton
Johnny Knoxville
Queen Elizabeth
Charlie Sheen
Steve-O
Travis Pastrana
Bam Margera
Andy Bell
Josh Todd
Bombshell McGee
Danny Bonaduce
Michael Schumacher
Lizzo
Again, a perverse pleasure in sandwiching the Queen between Knoxville and Sheen.
Carol Burnett
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon
Julie Andrews
Angela Lansbury
Julie Newmar
Ann-Margret
Dame Judi Dench
Jane Fonda
Sally Field
Maggie Smith
Gena Rowlands
Brigitte Bardot
Michael J. Fox
Mikhail Gorbachev
Newt Gingrich
Michael Douglas
Mikhail Baryshnikov
Shannon Doherty
Raul Castro
Jose Ramon Machado Ventura
Juan Carlos I
Alan Greenspan
Britney Spears
Ivan Moody
Clarence Thomas
Death Pool - 2022 (revised)
NAME Birthdate Known for
Akihito 23 December 1933 Emperor Emeritus of Japan
Shannen Doherty 12 April 1971 90210
Ian Anderson 10 August 1947 Jethro Tull
Tom Parker 4 August 1988 Singer - The Wanted
Jeff Bridges 4 December 1949 Dude!
Ghislaine Maxwell 25 December 1961 A very fine woman
Donald Trump 14 June 1946 Very stable genius
Harvey Weinstein 19 March 1952 Human scumbag
Grigory Rodchenkov 24 October 1958 Former head of the Russian doping labs
Jonathan Rhys Meyers 24 July 1977 Actor
Kim Jong-chul 25 September 1981 Half-brother of Kim Jong-un
David Allen Coe 6 September 1939 Not gonna call him Darlin'
George Perez 9 June 1954 Comic book writer
Alt:
Michael Schumacher 3 January 1969 Formula-1 Driver Terrible skier
Clean list (revised):
Akihito
Shannen Doherty
Ian Anderson
Tom Parker
Jeff Bridges
Ghislaine Maxwell
Donald Trump
Harvey Weinstein
Grigory Rodchenkov
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Kim Jong-chul
David Allen Coe
George Perez
Alt:
Michael Schumacher