100 point baseline, take one point for every year under 100 they die, person with the most points left wins. They must start at age 95 and below, otherwise everyone would pick people 99.99 years old.
Might finally kill Keith Richards.
Nah, who am I kidding?
Every time you masturbate, Og kills a kitten adds another year to Keith Richards’ life.
May already have been posted but here goes again:
God boomed, “Adam, this is Eve.
You are to love her forever!”
Adam replied, “Okay, but who is he?”
God shrugged, “Oh, that’s Keith Richards. He was here when I got here.”
So you’re saying Keith Richards will survive the heat death of the Universe?
Keith Richards is the heat death of the universe.
I’ve thought about a “last pick standing” pool. Check the players and their picks from years past and whoever has the last pick that’s still alive, wins.
At age 90, author John Jakes is history.
But Keith’s not really a bad guy. Henry Kissinger would be a much better choice here.
Figures. I go on vacation with no wifi and people start dropping like flies. None of my people, of course. Grumble grumble grumble.
You say vacation. But the rest of us are hearing killing spree.
Go again, I don’t have any points either!
No reason one can’t combine them! I mean, who hasn’t?
Might as well earn a few bucks to cover gas, hotels, etc.
THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES.
If you get caught. (I/we will disavow any knowledge… )
@Reeses_Monkey strikes again?
Jan had told him many times,
"It was you to me who taught:
In Jersey, anything’s legal
As long as you don’t get caught"