Anyone know where to find a list of Russian generals? Asking for a friend…
Thanks, but I’ll stand by my Dabney Coleman-less list for 2024.
Since I have (so far) had no points with my All Politicians All the Time this year, I’ve decided to mix it up a bit. I added some actors and stuff.
Sarah Hyland
Yolanda Hadid
Shannen Doherty
Rudy Giuliani
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Lauren Boebert
Maria Menounos
Kornbread Jeté
Joan Bakewell
Lindsay Graham
Greg Abbott
Mike Johnson
Vladimir Putin
Rupert Murdoch
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Steve Bannon
Sarah Hyland - actress - 32 - kidneys/depression
Yolanda Hadid - Housewives star - 55 - Lyme disease
Shannen Doherty - actress - 52 - Stage 4 metastatic breast cancer
Rudy Giuliani - dripping broke peronal lawyer to TFG - 79
Donald Trump - pathetic excuse for a man - 77
Mitch McConnell - yuk - 81
Lauren Boebert - scummy - 36
Maria Menounos - WWE - 45 - pancreatic cancer
Kornbread Jeté - drag queen - 31 - intestinal cancer
Joan Bakewell, Dame - journalist - 90 - colon cancer
Lindsay Graham - yuk again - 68
Greg Abbott - Texan I’m ashamed of - 66
Mike Johnson - dangerous SotH - 51
Vladimir Putin - Evil Authoritarian Trump admires - 71
Rupert Murdoch - 92
Marjorie Taylor Greene - 49
Steve Bannon - 70
All praise be to the death mistress, and may the grim reaper visit the following famous folks in 2024:
Shannen Doherty
Michael Schumacher
Eddie Murphy
John Travolta
Harvey Weinstein
Ozzy Osbourne
Dick Wolf
Bill Cosby
Berry Gordy
Ted Turner
Carl Bernstein
Robert Smith
Kanye West
Alternates:
Kim Jong-un
Julian Assange
Buzz Aldrin
Maybe I’m counting wrong but is that fourteen?
I’m just resubmitting my 2023 list. Sigh.
Tim Commerford
Shannen Doherty
Steve Gleason
Jonnie Irwin
Ron Jeremy
Ghislaine Maxwell
Miranda McKeon
Linda Nolan
Bershan Shaw
Ringo Starr
Andy Taylor
Donald Trump
Harvey Weinstein
Yep! Thanks for catching that. I have removed Mike Johnson. I wish I could remove him in real life.
New list:
Sarah Hyland
Yolanda Hadid
Shannen Doherty
Rudy Giuliani
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Lauren Boebert
Maria Menounos
Kornbread Jeté
Joan Bakewell
Lindsay Graham
Greg Abbott
Vladimir Putin
Rupert Murdoch
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Steve Bannon
Maybe kicking him off the list will do the trick. Isn’t that what we say, we keep these folks alive by listing them? It could be worth losing the points.
Carol Burnett
Neil Diamond
Ron Jeremy
Toby Keith
Lindsay Lohan
Liza Minelli
Bob Newhart
Jack Nicholson
Linda Ronstadt
William Shatner
Loretta Swit
Andy Taylor
Bruce Willis
Alternates:
Bob Dylan
Joe Biden
Nikki Sixx
One of these years he’s got to die, right? 
I like your attitude!
Russell Brand
Neal Brennan
Phil Collins
Andy Dick
Shannen Doherty
Fran Lebowitz
Demi Lovato
Michael Moore
John Mulaney
Iggy Pop
Britney Spears
Brian Wilson
Neil Young
Kathy Bates
Pete Davidson
Ozzy Osbourne
I just love how the deathpool brings in players that have been looking.
I still think with how women around Travolta have passed in last few years (Olivia, Kirstie, his wife Kelly)
I wouldnt be surprised if he outlives his sister Ellen and or his daughter Ella
Though Ellen is 15 years older than John, so likely he will outlive her for sure
In Russia?
This could help
Knowing my luck it will be in 2069 when he’s worth zero points.
Schumacher was a regular on my lists. Then I just concluded he was a professional at staying alive and removed him.
Then again, Shane MacGowan was on my lists for a few years as well, but I also took him off at one point because he was a professional at staying alive. Though, apparently he turned out to be a novice at it this year.
Even pros have to retire at some point.
I had Ariel Sharon on my list before he went into the coma and for several years after. I dumped him and he died right away.