To quote myself from last year:
And in 2024 all I got was Shannon Doherty and a no-score from Jimmy Carter (which I’m fine with, tbh).
So here’s my random bash for this year:
List
Tom Baker (Doctor Who actor)
Dave Coulier (Full House actor)
Tim Curry (actor/fucking legend)
Geoff Hurst (English footballer)
Tom Lehrer (musical satirist/professor)
Mitch McConnell (politician/part-time turtle)
Willie Nelson (Singer/occasional actor)
Linda Ronstadt (singer)
Diana Ross (singer)
Michael Tilson Thomas (conductor/pianist)
James Van de Beek (actor)
Dick Van Dyke (actor/fucking legend)
Dionne Warwick (singer)
Alternates:
Bruce Willis (actor in the BEST CHRISTMAS FILM EVER)
Jeremy Paxman (UK newsreader)
Pat Boone (heavy metal singer)
Clean list
Tom Baker
Dave Coulier
Tim Curry
Geoff Hurst
Tom Lehrer
Mitch McConnell
Willie Nelson
Linda Ronstadt
Diana Ross
Michael Tilson Thomas
James Van de Beek
Dick Van Dyke
Dionne Warwick
Clean alt-list:
Bruce Willis
Jeremy Paxman
Pat Boone