I always think that this time I’m going to be clever and strategic about it. And then I just get depressed about trying to predict who will die imminently for the purposes of gaining a few points in a meaningless internet game, and just make a list of whomever comes immediately to mind. Which is probably why I never do well at this.
Anyway:
Jimmy Carter (President)
Shannen Doherty (Actress)
Tom Baker (Doctor Who actor)
Bruce Willis (actor in the BEST CHRISTMAS FILM EVER)
Dionne Warwick (singer)
Norman Lebrecht (music critic)
Sam Neill (actor/dinosaur nemesis)
Mitch McConnell (politician/part-time turtle)
Geoff Hurst (English footballer)
Prince Edward, Duke of Kent (not to be confused with QEII’s son Prince Edward, current Duke of Edinburgh)
Diana Ross (singer)
Tim Curry (actor/fucking legend)
Linda Ronstadt (singer)
Alternates:
Jeremy Paxman (UK newsreader)
Oleg Makarevich (Russian general in Ukraine)
Clean list:
Jimmy Carter
Shannen Doherty
Tom Baker
Bruce Willis
Dionne Warwick
Norman Lebrecht
Sam Neill
Mitch McConnell
Geoff Hurst
Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
Diana Ross
Tim Curry
Linda Ronstadt
Alternates:
Jeremy Paxman
Oleg Makarevich